Murder on The Orient Express

Cert: 12A Runtime: 114 mins Director: Kenneth Branagh Cast: Kenneth Branagh, Johnny Depp, Daisy Ridley, Michelle Pfiffer, Penelope Cruz, Josh Gad, Willem Dafoe, Derek Jacobi and Judi Dench I see evil on this train Murder on the Orient Express isn't a film you'd expect during this current cinematic climate. Gone are the days of using classic novels, we now have dystopian literature... Continue Reading →

Alice Through The Looking Glass

Cert: PG Runtime: 113 mins Director: James Bobin Cast: Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, Sacha Baron Cohen and Rhys Ifans Everyone parts with everything eventually, my dear Now we all wondered why is there's a sequel for Alice in Wonderland? Well it's because it made over a Billion Dollars! Personally I... Continue Reading →

Black Mass

Cert: 15 Runtime: 122 mins Director: Scott Cooper Cast: Johnny Depp, Benedict Cumberbatch, Joel Edgerton, Jesse Plemons, Adam Scott, Corey Stoll and Kevin Bacon Take your shot but make it your best. 'Cause I get up, I eat ya Let's be honest 80% who will watch Black Mass will view it purely for the Depp's... Continue Reading →

Into The Woods

Cert: PG Runtime: 125 mins Director: Rob Marshall Cast: Meryl Streep, Anna Kendrick, James Corden, Emily Blunt, Daniel Huttelstone, Chris Pine, Lilla Crawford and Johnny Depp You've changed. You're daring. You're different in the woods Stephen Sondheim is a musical genius but I never thought Into The Woods would be a Disney film. Tim Burton's... Continue Reading →


Cert: R Runtime: 102 mins Director: Kevin Smith Cast: Justin Long, Michael Parks, Genesis Rodriguez, Haley Joel Osment and Johnny Depp I don't wanna die in Canada! Kevin Smith is one of my favourite directors in the game, he creates very dumb movies but I like them. Tusk is his latest in the horror genre following Red State. Finally on demand... Continue Reading →

The Lone Ranger

Cert: 12A Runtime: 149 mins Director: Gore Verbinski  Cast: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, William Fichtner, Tom Wilkinson, James Badge Dale, Ruth Wilson and Helena Bonham Carter Horse says you are a spirit walker. A man who's been to the other side and returned. A man who cannot be killed in battle The Lone Ranger has been under the spotlight for... Continue Reading →


Cert: 15 Runtime: 127 mins Director: Tim Burton Starring: Johnny Depp, Martin Landau, Sarah Jessica Parker, Bill Murray and Jeffrey Jones Eddie, we're in show biz. It's all about razzle-dazzle. Appearances. If you look good, and you talk well, people will swallow anything  Almost more than any other director, Tim Burton constantly pursues his own continually unique and quirky style; his vision... Continue Reading →

Dark Shadows

Cert: 12 A Runtime: 113 mins Director: Tim Burton Starring: Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green, Jackie Earl Haley, Chloe Grace Moretz and Christopher Lee  If I can't have you, I'll destroy you and your family!  Tim Burton is really God to me, I have seen every film, read tons of books and bought a lot of stuff. He... Continue Reading →

21 Jump Street

Cert: 15 Runtime: 109 mins Director: Phil Lord & Chris Miller  Starring: Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Ice Cube, Dave Franco and Johnny Depp You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape 21 Jump Street back in the 80's was known as the platform to Johnny Depp's career as one of... Continue Reading →

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