The Hit Man’s Bodyguard

Cert: 15 Runtime: 118 mins Director: Patrick Hughes Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L.Jackson, Elodie Yung, Gary Oldman and Salma Hayek This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker What made The Hitman's Bodyguard enticing? TRAILER! It looked exciting, funny and different with a great duo Deadpool and Nick 'Motherfuckin' Fury. I watched the trailer once then I parked it to the side and kept... Continue Reading →

Sausage Party

Cert: 15 Runtime: 89 mins Director: Greg Tiernan & Conrad Vernon Cast: Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Michael Cera, Jonah Hill, Salma Hayek, Bill Hader, James Franco, Edward Norton and Paul Rudd Once you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life We all love a Seth Rogen written movie and this time it's animated! Sausage Party has been a film... Continue Reading →

Tale of Tales

Cert: 15 Runtime: 133 mins Director: Matteo Garrone Cast: Salma Hayek, Vincent Cassel, Toby Jones, John C.Reilly and Shirley Henderson A feast for the imagination Tale of Tales has caught my eye for sometime, ever since I saw the set photo of Salma Hayek chomping on a giant heart. This is a very rare cinematic... Continue Reading →

BLAST FROM THE PAST: From Dusk Till Dawn

Cert: 18 Runtime: 108 mins Director: Robert Rodriguez Cast: George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis, Ernest Liu and Salma Hayek If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can It once was a movie, now we have a television show. Today I watched the first episode of From Dusk... Continue Reading →

BLAST FROM THE PAST: Dogma

Cert: 15 Runtime: 130 mins Director: Kevin Smith  Starring:  Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Linda Fiorentino, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Salma Hayek, Chris Rock and Alan Rickman  I know they were just kids, but we kicked their fucken pube-less asses! Kevin Smith is one of my favourite film makers of all time, after watching his new show Comic Book Men on AMC I have... Continue Reading →

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